***The Daily Rant of Good ol' Cree Yellowlegs***
Thursday Morning Update
Good Morning!
I dunno for the third time! Heeheehee!
It looks sunny out, just a few patches of white clouds here and there and way over yonder. My grandfather used to tell me that is a sign that the weather is going to be cold for a little longer still. Yip!
Hey you nice and kind people in Fort Albany or Kashechewan, how's the road to Moosonee eh! What about you wonderful people in Moosonee or Moose Factory, how's the road to Half-way eh! Heeheehee! Leave a message in my c-box and let me know. I'm still thinking about coming your way and doing my very last important toiletpaper run or would you be kind enough to buy them for me and we could meet halfways eh! How about it eh! Heeheehee!
You all have a nice day now. Cheerio!
Thursday Evening Update
Good evening!
I have seen funny smoke signals from Kash. News no good on winter road.
Take long time to go Moosonee. Smoke signals say 4 to 5 hours with iron horse from Kash. Sound no good.
If me leave Attawapiskat. Very bad maybe. Iron horse might go 10 hours or longer. That's no good. Me no like bouncing around inside truck. Tell my squaw i guess. She'll be mad, maybe slap me for sure.
Hmm, me think hard what to do. Rub chin while thinking. I know one thing. When squaw slaps, me sore for a long time. Hmm, i'm getting headache just thinking.
Shit, should have gone sooner. While road was still good. Me like smooth ride. Sleep sometimes while driving, just put steering wheel on cruise control. Spin around sometimes though but it's all good. Snowbanks soft. If was real horse, maybe broken leg.
Anyweh, go now i guess. Maybe we get lucky and winter storm hits again. Lots of snow. Winter come back maybe. Yep! Be good. Ok, go now and find out what squaw thinks. Me Yellowlegs here. Update again after. Bye bye.
Thursday Night Update
It's weird but all the roads in our community are okay except ours. Why is it that ours is still icy? I wonder what special trick they applied to have it like that? Apply that kind of trick on the winter road next year and we would still be going to Moosonee today! Heeheehee!
One of my upper teeth is becoming so sensitive. Everytime i bite something on that tooth, it feels like it wants to give away, crumble, disintegrate, break-up, whatever. Time to see the dentist i guess. Ask him to pull it out using the door. Heeheehee!
*Yawnnnnnnnnn* Oh heck, i'm going to bed datwatch. Good night peepee's! Heheh!
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