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The Daily Rant & Rave by Cree Yellowlegs
of Attawapiskat First Nation
Emails: creeyellowlegs@knet.ca or creeyellowlegs@yahoo.com
Thursday Morning Update
Good morning! How! Booshoo! Wachiiyay!
Payday for the school and the band staff today! Alright! Heeheehee! (Rubbing hands together)
Anyweh, nice, cool and sunny out there. You know that cool morning in the fall and that moist that gets on your windows? Well, that's the way it was here this morning. Good time to clean them, no water needed. Heeheehee!
I had a dream last night. It was an awesome dream. I dreamt that i was rich and i wanted to donate some money to some people but they refused. Anyone out there know what that means?
Anyhow, i gotta wash the dishes. While i'm feeling energetic and gung-ho. Heeheehee!
So, later folks!
More Thursday Morning Update
Good morning!
My morning Canadian political beef!
The Conservatives and the Liberals are once again neck and neck on the polls, according to some news sites. It's undoubtedly telling you that if an election was to be held right now, there would be another minority government in Canada.
As for the Conservative's Stephen Harper, he should be booted out from his party now, as some of his constituents would say! Heeheehee! Never in a history of Canadian politics is a leader so poor and awful. More importantly, how do you say it, incapable of obtaining any kind of majority for his leadership on Federal elections? Hahaha! Silly goose!
Anyweh, let's wait and see how it goes from on here eh! Never know, with Canadian politics, anything is possible. Like me becoming a Prime Minister for example. Hahaha! Money for everyone! Heeheehee! See how fast i'll end up with a majority government. LOL
You all have a nice day now! Tata!
Oh yeah, do you guys remember that polar bear who was spotted in Shamattawa, Manitoba around a week ago? They said it was strange for him to be that far south? You know what he was doing? He was trying to get away from Stephen Harper who was in the Arctic region that time, remember? Hahahaha!
Thursday Evening Update
Good evening!
It looks like hurricane Earl is about to arrive. It has tremendously clouded over. Rain at first for sure. Sheit...i gotta board up my windows! Heeheehee! Can you imagine if an hurricane was to form in James Bay and end up dumping all those seals in my yard! Smelly yard that would be that's for sure! Heeheehee!
I don't know what to write about this evening. I have whatchamacall a Writer's Block now. Nothing seems to want to pop up in this slimy brain of mine. I think the left side is all tired out. Meaning my left side would be my right and when my right is not functioning that well, the left seems to go lazy too. Did you know that i can write with both my hands? You better believe it!
How did i manage do it? I used to watch my Grade five teacher write on the blackboard. He would begin writing with his left hand and when the writing came to the middle, he would switch his hands and continue writing on the right side with his right hand. Heeheehee! I think it was addicting!? Heehehee!
Anyweh, time to eat i guess. Go eat scraps from off the table. LOL
You all have a nice evening now! Ciao!
Thursday Night Update
Hello, good evening!
I don't have much to write about...i can't think today...anyweh, just some of my one liners before i go to bed.
I think my computer keyboard is all tired out...not me! Heeheehee!
My computer keyboard is also so worn out...i can't even see the letters anymore. Heehee!
You know you're in a rez...when you think it's foggy but it's actually dust! LOL
You know you're in a rez...when you see plywood on vehicles as windows! Hahaha!
You know you're an indian...if you shake hands with somebody, then you smile and ask who that was later. LOL
You know you're an indian...when the hotel clerk says they're all booked with rooms...you scream discrimination! Heeheehee!
My daughter said she took her eight year old nephew to the local general store this evening. She gave him twenty dollars to buy some stuff with it. When they came out, she said she saw him throwing something away. She said she checked and found a five dollar bill on the ground. She asked him why he threw the money away. His reply was, "I already bought the stuff. I dont need that money anymore". LOL
Ever rich kid ah! Heeheehee!
Good night!
MP Charlie Angus (NDP Timmins-James Bay) says the federal Conservative government has "crossed over the line" by insinuating police support for the gun registry represents a threat to Canada's freedom. Angus said the suggestion was made in an e-mail note he received from Garry Breitkreuz, Conservative chairman of the Public Safety Committee. "I was flabbergasted to learn that the Tories are now using conspiracy theories to attack the integrity of our front line police officers," said Angus. "When the Chief of Police in Timmins calls me to tell me that the registry is useful to his officers, as the MP I have to take that into account. I can't stand by while Mr. Breitkreuz tries to smear their reputation for political gain." Angus said Breitkreuz suggested support from police chiefs was part of a plan to take guns away from citizens: "Why are the police chiefs so strident in their quest to keep the registry in place?" Breitkreuz wrote. "They won't admit it, but it appears they don't want Canadians to own guns. To that end, they need a database that will help them locate and seize those firearms as soon as a licence or registration expires." Angus said he is fed up with the "smear tactics" of the Tories. "They have suppressed evidence. They have attacked anyone who questions them," he said. "Now the chair of the Public Safety Committee has stooped to the level of crackpots and conspiracy theorists to undermine the police in this country." Regarding the story above with the Gun Registry...does this mean that our MP Charlie Angus is going to be voting with the Liberals to save this gun registry this month? Sure sounds that way eh, if it is, good for him. The safety of all citizens in Canada, not only the cops is at stake. Crazy Cons anyweh! I hope they lose on the next election. My silly vent folks!
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